10 Things You’d Never Want The Maid To Find

Some things are supposed to be kept private. Find out what the ladies will uncover this season on Devious Maids, beginning April 20 at 10 p.m., on Lifetime.

1. How messy the house really is before the pre-cleanup to her cleaning.

2. Any evidence of your creepy, obsessive behavior. Or shrines dedicated to your crush.

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3. Your home video collection.

4. Your secret, shameful junk food reservoir.

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5. What’s inside your adult toy box.

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6. What she may find when you leave the house in a rush.

7. Intimate pictures of you and someone who is not your spouse.

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8. All the secrets that fill your old journals.

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9. What you do when you think no one is home.

10. Basically, anything she could use against you to blackmail you in the future.

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