On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: SCHADENFREUDE.
Welcoming the most special of deliveries.
Consider tossing those handmade school photo ornaments next year and making your tree as awesome as these.
Next year, just don't.
According to Google's top U.S. search lists for the year.
With great orgasms come great responsibility.
Mom + Toddler + Fashion + Belly = Awesome
Fashion for actual femme fatales.
A baby coming does not mean your style is going anywhere.
A dick sock in a pear tree.
RIP your childhood. (NSFWish but don't for one second think you will be titillated.)
"My elbow has a sprained ankle."
Peppermint and eggnog for days.
Showers are for peasants.
From groundbreaking research to (almost) internet-breaking stories, vaginas (and vulvas) were a whole thing this year.
Just try not to cry yourself.
They just get you.
This year I asked Santa to bring me a cake full of bourbon.
Naughty, definitely naughty.
This is super cute.
Fat-shaming, skinny-shaming, food-shaming, butt-shaming, clothing-shaming... You name it, 2014 had it all.
"That's what you get for writing your [redacted] novel on a [redacted] dock."
Like, they're basically the Babe Ruth(s) of family Christmas cards.
May your face be merry and bright.
Welcome to the New York Public Library's vault of strange questions. H/T Gothamist.
I know what you're thinking, but it's totally not too late for the holidays.
Warning: This post contains lots of hot sideboob.
The rumor was started thanks to a satirical story on the website Daily Buzz Live.
Just because it's the LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE doesn't mean your gift can't be thoughtful.
Time to update your wishlist.
Because you light up my sex life.
Go for the gold in 2015.
Coming from someone who has written it before.
Proof that you really shouldn't believe everything you read.
Make being cooped up inside unforgettable.
It's a nice day for a not so white wedding.