I’m excited for this even though the other commenter is right about Teela’s spine.

Nope.

Nice list! God, I love a Caboodle.

A lot of women watch gay male porn too.

Number thirty-one looks like Aimee Mann and Coco had a baby. And number twenty-six is just a flat-out beautiful girl. Makeup is a magical thing.

I really like nine.

This was absolutely pointless. Something like this should either be helpful or funny, preferably both. This was neither.

The issue here is not sex or sexuality, it’s willful stupidity — doing something you know is dangerous but doing it anyway because it feels good. This is called being human. It’s one of the main reasons why STDs are still spreading, why people still take up smoking, and why obesity is such a problem.  You had bareback sex even though you knew the risks, you don’t want to feel ashamed about it, and you wish there were some way besides condoms to reduce the risks because you’re going to do it again since it feels great. Guess what? I wish I could eat donuts every day and not gain weight because I’m sure as hell never giving up donuts because they taste great. And if that can’t happen, then I at least wish there were no shame in being fat. Who doesn’t want some version of that, whether it be about food, sex, alcohol, drugs, etc.? What is there to discuss about that? All you’ve really done is have a personal epiphany about how messed up human nature is. You’ve couched your discovery in an attention-grabbing way, but there’s really no novel dialogue to be had here.

This girl is nothing but self-aware. Her persona has been crafted since day one. The problem is that her persona hasn’t changed in all this time even though her age has. She’s stagnated, and that’s the perfect recipe for a backlash.

Hello, Gerald Ford.