I’m gonna be annoying, stereotypical and stupid, but that’s the way this article is as well
#1: I guess it’s a big problem for you Americans to have A WALK to another store, that might be why you’re fat
#2: diet soda won’t make you less fat
#3: and why is exactly room temperature water NOT OK? when you drink ice cold water in hot weather you get a temperature shock and that’s definitely not good
#4: yeah, everyone drinks espresso, because the whole Europe is actually Italy
#5: yeah, this is actually shitty, but it’s not like you NEED tv shows for your survival
#6: going everywhere by car makes you lazy and fat, with public transport you have to walk AT LEAST A BIT
#7: oh yeah, low-fat, that’s the important thing again
#8: ok, I agree with this actually
#9: wide variety of sizes - is that because XXL is not big enough for you?
#10: we cook. or don’t eat at all, because eating a lot at night makes you fat
#11: WTF there’s wifi almost everywhere, where have you been?
#12: yeah, this is shit, I agree with this one
#13: PB & Jelly is the most disgusting thing ever
#14: WTF is this about?
#15: yes, because the whole Europe is touchy-feely.. especially Germany and Northern Europe
#16: you can bring a DVD, stop whining
#17: there’s actually a lot of non smoking pubs and restaurants everywhere in Europe, it’s forbidden to smoke in pubs in the majority of European countries, again, where the hell have you been??
#18: yes, not enough sushi here, just one sushi restaurant at every corner
#19: what the hell, rugby is not fucking football
#20: again, THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
#21: what phone company are you using??!
#22: this is not even popular
#23: THIS-IS-WHY-YOU’RE-FAT (not with water though, but with everything else)
#24: oh, that’s terrible, it’s not like you can’t celebrate them on your own
#25: we don’t have french fries, we have chips
#26: oh, too much work for you? … *ehm* lazy *ehm* fat *ehm*
#27: too much math for you? … *ehm* american school system *ehm*
#28: learn to cook and you can make any kind of pancakes you want, you lazy ass
#29: try adapt more and save the environment, god.. (and it’s not like we don’t have air-conditioning almost everywhere)
#30: like you can’t carry a water bottle with you, too heavy for you?
#32: because they all wait in front of your window for you to open it
#33: the important ones ARE open
#34: because there’s not enough kinds of other bagels EVERYWHERE
#35: and USD all look the same, so it’s difficult to tell them apart…
oh, so I guess I ate some kind of hallucination when I had it :D