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    Riley

    Loves: ice cubes, pillows, and every person he's ever met. Hates: vacuum cleaners, balloons, and and rumble strips on the Bay Bridge. A wonderful companion, he will always protect you from non-existent noises, fireworks, and bugs...as long as you let him lick your feet.