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I've had 2 babies and my stomach went back super quick to its normal size. Everyone is different!

I did natural because my labor was only 3.5 hours and by the time I asked I was supposed to push. 43? Drugs please. Lots of them.

My mom walked in and pretended like she had no idea what was going on as I was pushing. She just stood there saying "what?" as I was telling her to go away. She still claims "she had no idea" and "the nurse told her to go in"

My husband only made it 20 min before our daughter was born. My midwives gave me massages and tons of pep talk and put me in a hot bath with jets. Honestly probably better than if my husband was there.

One kid. Dang, guess I have to return one of mine already.

None of these lists ever warn you about how excruciating it is to pee after childbirth. My first was a c section. My second was a VBAC. I was not prepared for the stinging. It made me miss the catheter.

I have pulled kids out of class mid lesson for bullying. I've also called them out in the cafeteria. Bullying isn't cool. I concern myself with every kid. I annoy a few, bond with a lot. As a result, I've been confided in a few times about suicidal thoughts. pregnancies, and abuse… Read More

I was originally studying to be a doctor. My parents were superrrr thrilled when I decided, halfway through my degree, to become a teacher instead.

My doctor put me on a no white grains, no starch, no fruit, no added sugar diet for the first trimester. I'm also allergic to dairy so I really only ate meat and vegetables for 17 weeks (the first trimester + the month we started trying). My husband ate exactly what I did the entire… Read More

I don't even want to take my toddler to the grocery store half the time. I can't imagine Disney world. This lady is nuts.