1. You know better than anyone that internet puns take on a whole new level of meaning when used in real life.
2. Your primal habitat is certainly not the conference room.
3. You’re always in search of the perfect Glee moment.
5. No one’s ever doubted your supreme business skills.
There’s a time for work and a time for play. You happen to like experimenting with both at once.
6. You’ll do anything in the name of rock and roll.
*BIG SHOUT OUT TO SUBTLE SEXUALITY*
9. You’ve recruited your fair share of office besties.
10. Nothing excites you more than the budding stages of an office romance.
11. You’ve been crowned the office text decoder. You don’t take this honor lightly.
12. You don’t understand why people can’t just be honest and say exactly what they’re thinking.
13. You’re creative when you want to be.
Who says fashion shows should only live on the runway?
14. Your lips may be moving but like any good communicator, you know it’s all in the eyes.
15. You don’t exactly have the best track record with diets.
16. You’re not really one to let things go.
18. Waterproof mascara has been a long time companion of yours.
19. You give yourself credit where credit is rightfully due.
22. You haven’t quite let go of your inner 13-Year-Old.
- Matt Stonie won the 2015 Nathan's Famous hot dog eating contest, beating 8-time champion Joey Chestnut ☀️??
- An English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 0-1 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️