1. You know better than anyone that internet puns take on a whole new level of meaning when used in real life.
2. Your primal habitat is certainly not the conference room.
3. You’re always in search of the perfect Glee moment.
4. The struggle is real.
5. No one’s ever doubted your supreme business skills.
There’s a time for work and a time for play. You happen to like experimenting with both at once.
6. You’ll do anything in the name of rock and roll.
*BIG SHOUT OUT TO SUBTLE SEXUALITY*
7. You admit you have flaws.
8. You’re over the petty games.
9. You’ve recruited your fair share of office besties.
War tactics are sometimes involved.
10. Nothing excites you more than the budding stages of an office romance.
11. You’ve been crowned the office text decoder. You don’t take this honor lightly.
12. You don’t understand why people can’t just be honest and say exactly what they’re thinking.
13. You’re creative when you want to be.
Who says fashion shows should only live on the runway?