1. You know better than anyone that internet puns take on a whole new level of meaning when used in real life.
2. Your primal habitat is certainly not the conference room.
3. You’re always in search of the perfect Glee moment.
5. No one’s ever doubted your supreme business skills.
There’s a time for work and a time for play. You happen to like experimenting with both at once.
6. You’ll do anything in the name of rock and roll.
*BIG SHOUT OUT TO SUBTLE SEXUALITY*
8. You’re over the petty games.
9. You’ve recruited your fair share of office besties.
War tactics are sometimes involved.
10. Nothing excites you more than the budding stages of an office romance.
11. You’ve been crowned the office text decoder. You don’t take this honor lightly.
12. You don’t understand why people can’t just be honest and say exactly what they’re thinking.
13. You’re creative when you want to be.
Who says fashion shows should only live on the runway?
14. Your lips may be moving but like any good communicator, you know it’s all in the eyes.
15. You don’t exactly have the best track record with diets.
16. You’re not really one to let things go.
17. You’re the truth bearer of the office.
18. Waterproof mascara has been a long time companion of yours.
19. You give yourself credit where credit is rightfully due.
20. You’ve never really been one to look back.
22. You haven’t quite let go of your inner 13-Year-Old.
23. You can’t help but attract drama.
- The man accused in Friday's Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado made his first court appearance. Charges are expected to be formally filed on Dec. 9. ›
- Cyber Monday 2015 could be the biggest online sales day in history, according to data from Adobe. Shoppers are on track to spend nearly $3 billion 💳📲
- And there's a hilarious new rap meme of Pope Francis, thanks to a photo taken over the weekend of him giving his blessing 🙏🎤 ›