23 Signs You’re Definitely Amy Brookheimer From “Veep”

Just admit the inevitable.

1. Nothing, I repeat NOTHING stands between you and hummus.

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2. You’d sooner cut off your left arm than part ways with your phone.

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3. This is the meltdown of your dreams. (Also, your idea of letting loose)

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4. Your blatant use of sarcasm often puts others at a loss for words.

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5. You are NOT one of those fucking weirdos that celebrates three-month-aversaries.

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6. Throwing behind the back shade is your specialty.

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7. Some things (like patience) are a virtue and are to be used sparingly.

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8. You’re always putting the safety of others first.

Excluding like, one or two people.

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9. You’ve never had any trouble in the creative department.

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10. You’re the master of prioritizing time.

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11. Your love for food knows no bounds.

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12. You’re always thinking one step ahead (even under the influence of alcohol).

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13. Amy’s facial expressions are basically your facial expressions on any given day.

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14. You have a knack for exposing universal truths.

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15. You see right through people’s honesty.

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16. You don’t hold back when proving a point. No one’s safe. Not even vegetables.

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17. You don’t get why some people can’t just very literally keep calm and carry on.

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18. Your competitiveness tends to scare people at times.

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19. You get that all’s fair in the game of love and fashion.

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20. The word heartbreak doesn’t exist in your vocabulary.

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21. Calming people down has never been your strong suit.

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22. People can always count on you for the truth.

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23. *Look up. Look down. Continue typing*

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