1.
You can't believe drivers actually stay on their lanes.
2.
You can't get used to all that hugging business.
3.
You've tried to kiss people on the cheek and they're like "Whaaa...???"
4.
Basically, you have no idea how to greet anyone.
5.
You really miss the LEGIT and evasive white corn esquites.
6.
You have a really hard time accepting this is the new "salsa":
7.
You were shocked to find out a lot of tacos are made with flour tortillas.
8.
Actually, you struggle with food in general.
9.
When you meet a fellow Mexican you're like:
10.
You end up becoming BFF'S with anyone who you can speak Spanish with.
11.
But you notice socializing in general, for some reason, seems more complicated than in Mexico.
12.
You notice everyone is comfortable walking around in public in pajamas and you are like:
13.
You confuse "lime" with "lemon" all the time.
14.
This is you when you find Gansitos at the grocery store:
15.
You've come to terms with the fact that not too many people follow soccer...
16.
...and have kind of learnt to love American football.
17.
You don't know how to react when people tell you they don't speak "Mexican".
18.
You have a lot of language-related "WTF" moments.
19.
You notice people's parties have a time limit.
20.
Like, you show up a little late to a party and are appalled it's legit ending.
21.
You feel ALL social gatherings end a little too soon.
22.
You get sad every time you read about the news of what's going on Mexico.
23.
You have a massive Whatsapp group with all your friends from Mexico.
24.
This is you when you get all those Cinco de Mayo party invites...
25.
...and when your friends finally convince you to join Cinco de Mayo you're like:
26.
You are kind of shocked when you hear El Padre Nuestro in English for the first time.
27.
Your idioms are all sorts of messed up.
28.
You get used to people pronouncing your name however the hell they want.
29.
This is you at clubs when Danza Kuduro comes on:
30.
You wish you could respond like this when you are trying to fill out the census:
31.
And this is you when you read a post about Mexico on BuzzFeed:
