Would You Rather: Retro Edition

Quiz time! Things from the past you never thought you’d have to consider.

1. 1. Would you rather...have to live with attending prom...

   1. Source: promtacular.com In 1986?
   2. Source: allvoices.com Or 1972?

   ’80s!

   You would want to attend prom in the ’80s because that’s a thing now. You would not want to attend prom in the ’70s when nothing was slutty.

2. 2. Would you rather...be forced to make all your calls...

   1. Source: mashable.com On this ginormous and embarrassing ’90s cell?
   2. Via: George Marks / Getty Images Or on a rotary landline?

   Cell phone!

   You would want to make calls on a cell phone because dialing the number 9 on a rotary phone is the worst!

3. 3. Would you rather...rock...

   1. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images A ’70s afro?
   2. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images Or a ’50s bouffant?

   Bouffant!

   Tough one. But go for a bouffant if you like “Mad Men.” And you do like “Mad Men.”

4. 4. Would you rather...attend...

   1. Source: woodstock.com Woodstock ‘69?
   2. Source: socialsciencecareers.org Or Woodstock ‘99?

   ‘69!

   1969: duh. If you chose ‘99, WTF is wrong with you?

5. 5. Would you rather...have...

   1. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images A bushy ’70s ‘stache?
   2. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images Or this 1890s facial styling?

   Old-fashioned ‘stache!

   This man is a gentleman and not a creep.

6. 6. Would you rather...have to get around...

   1. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images In this impossibly tiny ’60s car?
   2. Via: Al Bello / Getty Images Or have Rollerblades as your only form of transportation?

   Rollerblades!

   You would not want to drive a tiny car because it would be so lonely in there. Besides, Rollerblading is better for the environment.

7. 7. Would you rather...be forced to go through college...

   1. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images With one of these?
   2. Via: Fox Photos / Getty Images Or one of these?

   ’70s computer!

   You would want to go through college with a computer…any computer. Contrary to popular hipster belief, having/using a typewriter does not make you more cultured.

8. 8. Would you rather...play around with...

   1. Via: Fox Photos / Getty Images This antique kiddie car?
   2. Source: sodahead.com Or this battery-powered Barbie car?

   Barbie car!

   Barbie car: DUH! That other car is not tricked out at all.

9. 9. Would you rather...

   1. Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images Have horrible vision and have to wear an old-timey monocle?
   2. Via: Reg Speller / Getty Images Or have perfect vision but be forced to wear these ’50s sunglasses all the time?

   Monocle!

   You would want to wear a monocle because that lady in the sunglasses looks crazy! She does not look cool.

10. 10. Would you rather...be stuck on a desert island...

    1. Source: kitchenbounty.com With nothing but water and ’70s-style savory Jell-O molds?
    2. Source: en.wikipedia.org Or have a selection of island produce, but Surge is the only safe thing to drink?

    Surge!

    You want Surge because it is delicious! You might die from substituting soda for water completely, but whatever.

Would You Rather: Retro Edition

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