“You may be a sex offender…” aka, if you are reading this magazine, you should probably be in jail hahahaha.
Hey, losers! You can still be a loser, but because you’re a man, you’re gonna be fine.
Lady Chatterley’s second lover…that’s actually kind of funny.
Duh, of course motels aren’t for sleeping. They’re for SEX. SEX SEX SEX!
Being tickled to death sounds like the worst way to die.
UGH. Women and their booze. Women shouldn’t even be let out of the house. Or out of the closet you keep them chained up in.
Evil Way to Make a Woman Crumble #1: Let her see you reading this magazine.
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