1.
When you were so over this day and it wasn't even 9 a.m.
2.
When no one gave you enough credit for balancing work and life and not fucking everything up.
3.
When you knew food was the answer.
4.
When someone ruined your lunch with annoying chit chat.
5.
Every time you've prioritized the most obviously crucial parts of your day.
6.
When you Instagrammed a selfie and it immediately got dozens of likes.
7.
When Kim and Kanye got married.
8.
When you really didn't wanna. (Except because you're not a temperamental cartoon teenager, this is just how you felt on the inside.)
10.
When someone asked you to list your strengths. And you answered honestly.
11.
When you knew modesty wasn't necessary.
12.
When it was pouring rain and you had to take the subway.
13.
When you were just over everything. (And wished you could be a cat.)
14.
When you were baffled as to why someone didn't like you. Because you're awesome.
15.
Most of the times you've been at the gym. Sadly.
16.
When you could not possibly give any more fucks.
17.
When you offered the world's greatest solution ... to just about anything.
