1. She did comebacks on her own time. Like most people only dream of.
2. And when she had a comeback to serve immediately, it spoke the truth.
3. She never revealed her secrets.
The Gibbler moves in mysterious ways.
4. She knew she was a universal savior, delivering the Tanners from a life of boredom.
5. She ate with her mouth open, 'cause fuck ladylike conventions.
6. She had CIA-like ways of knowing what's up.
7. She always had a point.
8. Her outfits were un-freakin'-believable. Like, she seriously did not give AF about what people thought.
9. Girlfriend never waited for an invitation. She just showed up like a VIP.
10. She didn't take any shit from anyone.
Literally, don't talk to me about things I know more about.
11. But she also never lied for anyone's benefit.
12. She was Disneyland-hacking before any of you peasants.
13. Her biggest problem was being too in demand.
14. And her seduction skills were ON POINT.
15. She took no issue with calling people idiots.
16. She could rock a bad hairdo with gusto because her confidence was on another level.
17. And she never once apologized for who she was.
