16. The time when it was the holidays and you were so depressingly broke and basically crying into a bottle about how you’re the worst human being ever…until Jane offered you a solution, and was like “so you’re thoughtless, NBD.”
18. The time you were feeling guilty about having drinks again that week until you saw that yes, booze makes you a fucking goddess. Alcohol is delicious. It makes you feel good. Screw the guilt trip, beer me!