1. This is a T-shirt by Givenchy.
2. It costs $550.
3. It has an image of a terrifying Rottweiler on it.
4. It requires “specialty care,” so you can’t even wash it.
5. It is ugly.
6. It is $550.
7. It makes me sad.
8. It makes me very resentful of the person who buys this because they will probably spill spaghetti sauce on it, but they don’t even care, so they just use it as a rag to wipe up their dog’s poo.
9. I am sad now.