1. "Gee, I just love online dating. Especially after seven years."
2. "I'm feeling really confident about saving for my retirement."
3. "It's such a great thing when I see my Facebook feed filled with engagement announcements."
4. "Please, by all means, call me a millennial. I feel cool when you call me that."
Even cooler when there's a new New York Times trend piece on us.
5. "I've made a lot of progress paying off my student loans."
6. "I'm not at all bothered that my boss is three years younger than me."
7. "I'm totally going to own a home by 30."
8. "I enjoy watching Girls because it is a fond reminder of the fun, joy, and happiness I experienced in my early twenties."
9. "I feel comfortable shopping at Forever 21."
10. "Every time I go to Urban Outfitters, I think about how many cute outfits for the office I can get."
11. "I chose this filter because it makes me look a few years younger."
12. "Over-sharing on social media is totally fine."
13. "I have a hangover. But it's not so bad."
14. "A party starting at 11 p.m.? Ooooh, count me in!"
15. "Oh, it's a rave? I'm there!"
16. "I'd rather go out with a new acquaintance than stay at home and watch Netflix."
17. "I'm sure my thirties will be just like my twenties."
18. "I miss 22."
