The 15 Types Of People Who Review The "Titanic" Soundtrack On Amazon

FYI, it’s not just teenage girls on their period in 1997.

1. The non-discerning critic: “the best songs on this soundtrack are all of them.”

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2. The lady or man who needs to unwind to some flutes and bagpipes after a hard day at the office.

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Celine Dion, “My Heart Will Go On”

3. The person who thinks all CDs are great because they work.

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4. The person who uses the “Titanic” soundtrack to rev up before committing dark and evil crimes against humanity.

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James Horner, “Rose”

5. The guy who may have actually been on the Titanic: “takes u back to 1912.”

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6. The poet.

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James Horner, “The Dream”

7. James Horner fans who address their reviews to him because Horner definitely reads Amazon reviews.

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8. The kid who thought the movie was “informative.”

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James Horner, “Hymn to the Sea”

9. The lady who still doesn’t have a Discman in 2002.

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10. The guy who thinks James Horner is a motherfucking genius. (Code name: Hamlet.)

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James Horner, “Leaving Port”

11. The person writing an Amazon review as he/she is watching “Titanic” right now and bawling.

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12. The guy who owns only one other movie soundtrack.

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James Horner, “Unable to Stay, Unwilling to Leave”

13. A 13-year-old on her period in 1999.

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14. it is still my best son

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James Horner, “Take Her to Sea, Mr. Murdoch”

15. Celine drools, Goo Goo Dolls RULEZ!

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James Horner, “The Portrait”