YUM I WANT TO EAT A DONUT AND FLOAT IN YOU.
It’s like a designer Slip ‘n Slide!
Oh man. This is going to be so good.
Terrifying and awesome at the same time. (Also for rich people.)
Soccer just became un-boring.
Hollow out a watermelon, fill it with vodka, have fun.
For all those refined nights of outdoor classical music. Or getting sloppy in the backyard.
Holy crap, this is genius. But just FYI, it hasn’t come out yet. But you can still preorder some!
You can just shove them in your bag. Cool.
If you simply must use a flask, you can throw these out at the end of the night.
Little do you friends know that you turn into James Bond come summertime.
This little gizmo measures UV light, and tells you when it’s dangerous.
It’s like a boombox you can get wet.
It’s like an even bigger boombox you can get even wetter.
Beach & Outdoor Stuff:
For when you finally give up, admit to being an old lady, and are prepared to go out in public with an umbrella when it is not in fact raining.
They’ll never discover my evil plan. Muahahah.
“Sandless” you say? It’s possible thanks to woven polyurethane, which filters out grains of sand.