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12 Reasons Jack Dawson Would Actually Make A Terrible Boyfriend

I see through your web of lies.

1. He plays mind games.

2. His job will forever cause suspicion. And you can't say anything because it's "art."

3. He parties pretty hardcore.

4. He's a total dreamer.

5. He's non-committal.

6. Jack is a user of "the neg."

7. He has an inflated ego.

8. He's too much of a risk-taker.

9. Getting Jack to quit smoking would put you through hell.

10. He'll always win you over with charm.

One minute you're in a fight with him about all the things, the next, dude is kissing your hand and making you all melty, thereby circumventing the whole conflict. And leaving all the things unresolved.

11. He'll blind you with love.

12. He'll make promises he can't keep. What does "never let go" even mean??? Let go of what?