23 Problems Only ’90s Girls Will Understand

Why call them “stick-on” earrings if they don’t actually stick on?

1. Getting a truly stupid and embarrassing dare while playing Girl Talk.

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2. Losing your stick-on earrings mere minutes after putting them on.

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3. Forgetting to take your favorite Lip Smacker out of your pocket before laundry day.

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4. Still waiting for your Delia’s catalog to arrive when everyone else’s had already come two days ago.

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5. When some girl got this for her birthday and gave everyone hair wraps…which you ended up cutting out of your hair.

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6. Using these to color in your nails, only to get marker all over your fingertips and clothes.

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7. Having one of these sparkly pencils and losing one of the tips.

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8. Putting up with all the shit your grandmother gave you about your metallic nail polish. “You look like you have a disease!”

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9. Trusting your friend to do a henna tattoo on you, only to be stuck with a sloppy design for weeks.

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10. Getting a Puppy Surprise with only three puppies. What a rip-off.

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11. When your inflatable furniture started to look like this…

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12. Dying your hair with Kool-Aid so many times that it eventually turned kind of gray.

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13. Finding out that your Mall Madness credit cards were not, in fact, usable in the real world.

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14. When your parents discovered that Abercrombie & Fitch was basically softcore porn and wouldn’t allow you to shop there.

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15. Having no one to slow dance with when they played Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me.”

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16. Getting in trouble at school for having your bra straps showing because all you wore were spaghetti-strap tanks.

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17. Similarly, getting in trouble for wearing midriff-revealing tops.

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18. Getting stuck with the dreaded black ring while playing Pretty Pretty Princess.

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19. Experimenting with Sun-In. Dealing with the resulting disaster.

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20. Having a precious shopping trip to Urban Outfitters end abruptly when your parents decided they could no longer stand techno.

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21. Getting passive-aggressively dissed via your friend’s AIM away message.

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22. Finding out that Manic Panic hair dye never resulted in the beautiful colors you saw in the samples.

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23. Having Gap Dream be your signature scent…until the Gap cruelly discontinued it and then what were you supposed to do?

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