1. Captain America using a Bank of America ATM because of course that’s where he keeps his American money.
2. This photo, in which Walmart’s pharmacy customers were greeted by the world’s largest display of Coke boxes.
3. This might be the most exquisite work of mobile art to take to the streets.
5. How we all should feel when we dine at McDonald’s.
6. This steak rightly chose to be the greatest shape it could ever be.
8. Moment of pride: When this invention made everyone’s lives SO MUCH EASIER THANK GOD FOR THIS.
10. Here, geniuses construct an arena of deli meats and snacks to celebrate the Super Bowl.
11. Once, Walmart created this display of American greatness.
12. And then there the time that we were so FUCKING awesome that even Swedish people wanted to be us.
13. For once, one of our nation’s banks speaks to the people.
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