1. Because this is you every time you promise yourself you're going to cook more.
4. Because you've been jaded since the time you were 12.
5. Because your diet totally works.
6. Because you inevitably start to affect a British accent when around British people.
7. Because we all have friends we only like so-so.
10. Because your food is the only thing that truly understands you.
12. Because it's natural to be paranoid.
13. Because people sometimes ask for too much.
14. Because we're all a little dramatic from time to time. Or most of the times.
15. Because if a woman is ALWAYS in high heels, there is something wrong with her.
16. Because it's not you; it's them.
17. Because you are above it all. Obviously.
