The 21 Most Embarrassing Pages Of The 1993 J.C. Penney Fall Catalog

Mom jeans and jazzy shirts galore.

1. LOLOL WAIT. That’s a TYPEWRITER with PRINTER paper. Get your technology straight, lady! You can’t be living in two centuries at once!

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2. Watch out, Ricky Martin! The J.C. Penney boys and their shirts are taking over.

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3. Turtlenecks were so in vogue in the ’90s.

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4. OMG yessss, you match those weights to your windsuit. Speedwalk like the wind.

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5. Oh hello, Rebecca Gayheart. Nice pleated pants.

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6. And nice mom jeans.

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7. Once upon a time, the hottest boy in school wore cargo pants.

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8. Vests, Dr. Martens, floral hats, stirrup pants: Everything about this is so fourth grade.

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9. Actually adorable. Every boy had those huge basketball shoes.

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10. Oh hay, it’s your date. Here and ready to pick you up for the eighth grade formal.

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11. ’90s fashion DO: Tuck your shirt into your sweatpants. High class comfort.

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12. Oh man. Those hats with the little earflaps attached. Who had one of those? ::raises hand::

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13. Children of the world come together. And it’s all because of J.C. Penney.

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14. Sporty. Suspender. Set.

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15. Lady, that button on your oversized suede skirt-suit is so low, what’s even the point?

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16. YEAH! SPORTS! I LIKE SPORTS AND I SHOW IT!

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17. Those eyebrows.

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18. Nothing sexier than Jurassic Park jammies.

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19. Was this your bedroom? It was? Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

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20. Great, I’ll meet you at 4 p.m. in the boys’ locker room to trade baseball cards. Be sure to wear your long johns.

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21. I DoooOOOoooOOoooOooooo!!

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