Introducing: A Twitter account called Present Day Clueless. Which, the minute you read that, will inevitably make you go, "Duh. Such a good idea."
Combining the wit of this 1995 classic with present-day references, here's a glance of what you get:
Murray: Oh, my God. They're Pinning our weddings already.
Tai: Now, all night long, I'm gonna be known as that girl who caught on fire while twerking.
Cher: And reading one non-school book a week. My first book is "The Secret". Tai: Mine is "Lean In".
Mr. Hall: Should Edward Snowden be allowed asylum in Russia? Amber will take the con position. Cher will be pro. Cher, two minutes.
Make him text you, and stop responding while he's still into the conversation. The key is, always have him wanting more. You got it?
It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "You're a wizard, Harry."
More @ModernClueless. h/t to Refinery 29.