Buzz·Posted on Jul 30, 201421 Dumb Joke Texts That Are Actually HilariousHard knock-knock life.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This person was given the bird. And wasn't having any of it. View this photo on Instagram 2. But wait, where can I get tickets? View this photo on Instagram 3. Should have seen it coming. View this photo on Instagram 4. Chamillionaire's club. View this photo on Instagram 5. When in doubt, potty humor and toilet emojis will always piss someone off. 6. Smartyphone pants. View this photo on Instagram 7. Homonyms, man. View this photo on Instagram 8. OMG DAD WTF. 9. Under da C. View this photo on Instagram 10. Ooooh, burn. 11. Yeah, don't be such a beach. 12. Only thing missing is an "orange you glad" kicker. 13. This would have been funny if we were still 5. 14. Well that didn't take long. 15. Dinosaurs don't deserve this. 16. This Carrie Underwood joke is about halfway there. 17. Oh, moms. <3 View this photo on Instagram 18. Moms (!!!) View this photo on Instagram 19. Dare you to send this to a Yahoo employee and see what happens. View this photo on Instagram 20. ???? View this photo on Instagram 21. Oh, you mean TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE?