Here’s What 23 Of Your Childhood Toys Look Like Now

It would appear that Polly Pocket is basically homeless.

1. The Fisher Price doctor’s set now comes in a tote bag.

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2. The Barbie Dream House in the ’80s and ’90s vs. The Barbie Dream House today, which recently got a renovation.

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3. ’90s Bop It seems way easier that present-day Bop It.

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4. Guys…Polly doesn’t even live in a POCKET anymore.

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5. The Easy-Bake Oven has had many a makeover. Today’s version may be the worst.

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6. OMG why is See ‘N Say so complicated now?

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7. Girl Talk 1.0 vs….Girl Talk: 1D?! How did this even happen? The world has been turned on its head.


BTW, 1D=One Direction. You know, the band? Or something?

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8. The Little Tikes Cozy Coupe now has crazy eyes.

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9. At left, Mall Madness of the ’90s. At right, what happened in 2005.

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10. The Skip-It is now the Skip-It Twister Rave. Is this a symptom of our ADD society? We can’t just have a Skip-It, it also has to be a bad ’90s party and another game?

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11. Lite Brite is now Lite Brite with an LED Flat Screen. Kids.

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12. Optimus Prime got a Michael Bay makeover.

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13. The Power Wheels Barbie car is now a VW Bug convertible. That’s kind of a downgrade, right?

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14. Baby Alive’s hair is part of her head now…in a very unnatural way.

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15. Little People have gotten a makeover.

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16. Cabbage Patch Kid dolls…still as creepy as ever.

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17. The Littlest Pet Shop pups don’t even look like real animals anymore. Why are the faces of EVERYTHING so weird now?

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18. Strawberry Shortcake has clearly turned into one of those tweenagers you need to watch.

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19. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles still look fairly similar…just maybe a tad less aggressive?

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20. My Little Pony had wayyyyyyy too much plastic surgery.

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21. Fisher-Price adjustable rollerskates are still around. Clearly the originals are the koolest.

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22. What’s up with the new Magna Doodle…is it more ergonomic or something?

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23. There’s now a crazy version of Guess Who? called Guess Who? Electronic Extra that looks mighty complicated. (They still make a version closer to the original but the faces on that one are changed.)

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Of course, some things never change…don’t go changin’, Legos.

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