The 23 Worst Things That Could Happen On The 4th Of July

Because freedom?

1. Your night could be ruined because some guy set all the fireworks off at once.

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2. You could attempt to make this beautiful cake. And it ends up looking like you already ate the cake, barfed it up, and put it back together.

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3. You could go to Best Buy to get a sound system for your backyard BBQ and be scared shitless to even go a step further.

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4. You could live in this town.

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5. You could buy these fireworks and then all you can think of is sexy, electric pee all day.

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6. This man could come to your party.

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7. Or this clever gentleman could photobomb the sweet portrait you and your BFF just tried to take.

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8. This.

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9. Or you could know the person who makes this nearly impossible-to-make mistake.

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10. The moment you realize your patriotism only goes so far.

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11. You could be this dog.

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12. Or this cat.

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13. You could end up in the emergency room because your friend thought he was Captain America.

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14. Your children could meet this man. And then they never sleep again.

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15. Your custom cake could end up like this. You’re drunk, cake. Go home, cake.

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16. You could end up at a party in this park. Aka, the most UN-American park there is.

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17. Your uncle could get drunk and do this immature trick all day long.

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18. Aliens could invade the earth and kill you.

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19. Whatever bright idea happened five seconds after this photo was taken.

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20. You could anger this intense man.

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21. You could be poor individual who lost a bet and his friends made him do this.

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22. You could just be driving your car when all of a sudden:

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23. Presented without comment.

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Be safe this 4th, y’all.

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