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1964: Patti Stanger would be proud.
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1971: So wait, can you buy the body paint? Because where's the elaborate get-up?
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1979: White lady rocking an afro.
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1981: "Raise Your Sex Appeal And Get Your Man!"
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1990: Your mother would never let you wear this out of the house. Or in the house, for everyone else's sake.
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1990: Your average Frederick's spread (G-cup advert included)...
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1990: But wait — did you see this?! Butt enlargement panties. Aka, the anti-Spanx.
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1990: What's funny about this spread is that those knee-highs with the gold tiger? Pretty cool.
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1993: Merry Christmas! Love, Mom and Dad.
