1. Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, or Belle?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Belle
She’s a girl full of passion.
Marry?✓ X Marry Cinderella
Seems like an easy person to live with.
Kill?✓ X Kill Sleeping Beauty
Would anyone really miss her?
5. Snow White, Ariel, or Pocahontas?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Ariel
You wouldn’t want to marry her…chances are she’ll leave you once she gets tired of land and falls back in love with her high school mer-friend.
Marry?✓ X Marry Pocahontas
Just so long as you can keep up with her.
Kill?✓ X Kill Snow White
Her voice is just too annoying.
9. Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid), or Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Eric
Look, the guy bases his romantic interests on looks alone, so chances are the guy has a wandering eye. If it wandered onto you…why not?
Marry?✓ X Marry Prince Charming
Seems like a safe bet.
Kill?✓ X Kill Prince Phillip
What do we REALLY know about this guy? Kind of a creeper.
13. The Beast, Simba, or Aladdin?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Aladdin
Not worth killing, and a bit too young and flighty to really settle down.
Kill?✓ X Kill The Beast
With this dude’s mood swings, chances are he’d kill you anyhow. Might as well defend yourself.
16. The Genie, Sebastian, or Flounder?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Sebastian
The guy’s a musician with an accent…you know he’s all action.
Marry?✓ X Marry The Genie
Obvi. ‘Cause then you can just wish to be married to Ryan Gosling.
Kill?✓ X Kill Flounder
20. Alice, Jasmine, or Mulan?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Jasmine
Marry?✓ X Marry Mulan
Always marry the warrior.
Kill?✓ X Kill Alice
This chick. Nothing but trouble.
24. Mrs. Potts, The Magic Carpet, or Grandmother Willow?
Fuck?✓ X Bang The Magic Carpet
He’d show you a good time.
Marry?✓ X Marry Mrs. Potts
‘Cause she’d make a great parent.
Kill?✓ X Kill Grandmother Willow
Just to see if she would actually die. There’s a 50 percent chance she kills you back.
28. Peter Pan, Captain Hook, or Gaston?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Gaston
Aren’t you a bit curious? You could at least get back at him by spreading a rumor about his tiny manhood.
Marry?✓ X Marry Peter Pan
Ugh. Yeah. You’d just have to wait until you’re about 13 years into your relationship before he’s able to put a ring on it.
Kill?✓ X Kill Captain Hook
He’s a psychopath anyhow.
32. Maurice (Belle’s dad), The King (Prince Charming’s father in Cinderella), or King Triton?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Triton
Damn, he looks good. Silver fox mermannnnn.
Marry?✓ X Marry Maurice
It’s a risk, for sure. But you have to hold out hope that one day one of his crazy inventions will make you both mega-rich.
Kill?✓ X Kill The King
There’s evidence he may be deranged anyhow.
36. Ursula (The Little Mermaid), the Evil Queen (Snow White), or Evil Stepsisters (Cinderella)?
Fuck?✓ X Bang Ursula
She’s kinda sexy.
Marry?✓ X Marry The Evil Queen
I mean. The marriage would probably just be for show anyhow.
Kill?✓ X Kill Evil Stepsisters
THE WORST AND THERE’S TWO OF THEM.
Marry?✓ X Marry Simba
Because killing or banging is just…so…wrong. Plus, it’s JTT! Swoon.