16 Disney Characters Who Really Need To See A Psychiatrist

Now you realize that half these people were self-medicating, depressed misogynists with anger management issues. Sheesh!

1. The Queen from Snow White: Narcissist

This lady is a textbook narcissist: she’s vain, selfish, and has an inflated sense of self-importance. Someone needs to teach this lady how to age gracefully.

2. George Darling from Peter Pan: Anger management issues

Don’t touch this guy’s stuff, don’t talk to him, don’t even smile — he gets pissed at just about anything. Stay out the way. HE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.

3. King Triton from The Little Mermaid: Xenophobic and prone to violent outbursts.

Ariel’s dad calls humans “barbarians” and “dangerous,” but c’mon, maybe if you just had a beer with one of us, you’d see we’re not all that bad. No reason to be so afraid of the unfamiliar. But what’s worse is that he’s an overbearing father who can’t seem to keep all the feels under control. You kind of have to feel for the guy — he lost his wife, has about a billion daughters to parent, and has to run the sea. Recommendation: Take up martial arts and/or yoga.

4. Ariel in The Little Mermaid: Hoarder and kleptomaniac.

People who hoard often don’t see it as a problem. Hence, Ariel’s unnatural obsession with junk.

Ariel, again: Body image issues

Again, this girl kind of has some body issues. She’s clearly not happy in her own skin (or scales). She’s sort of resorted to the fairy tale version of plastic surgery/body augmentation.

5. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast: Misogynist

This dude. Clearly has issues with the ladies and views women as inferior. Belle is not an object you can acquire!

6. Scar from The Lion King: Sociopath

He’s anti-social, kills his brother, tries to kill his nephew, but also has that creepy charm. Get a grip!

7. The Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland: Bipolar

 

Clearly the most unstable person in Wonderland. She goes from being euphoric to WTF in a moment’s notice.

8. Flounder in The Little Mermaid: Paranoia and anxiety

This guy is pretty low on the food chain, so maybe his fears are legitimate…but he lets them control his life.

9. The Evil Stepmother in Cinderella: Sadist

Enjoys making Cinderella’s life a living hell. Takes pleasure in being a total B.

10. Peter Pan: Peter Pan Syndrome

Thank you, Peter Pan, for producing a generation of non-committal hipsters who won’t grow up.

11. King Hubert in Sleeping Beauty: Alcoholic

Gets his drank on just a lil too much.

12. The Beast in Beauty and the Beast: Depression

Can you really blame him? When your life is being trapped in a hairy body, locked in a prison of your own making, and having talking objects as your only friends…you’d probably be super bummed too.

13. Cruella de Ville from 101 Dalmatians: Psychopath

Cruelty to animals is included as an early indicator in diagnosing psychopaths — she’s a serial killer in the making.

14. Pinocchio: Pathological liar

Obviously. It’s kind of his whole deal.

15. Tinkerbell in Peter Pan: Borderline Personality Disorder

“Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness marked by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships….Most people who have BPD suffer from: Problems with regulating emotions and thoughts, Impulsive and reckless behavior, Unstable relationships with other people.” [NIMH]

16. Tramp in Lady and the Tramp: Womanizer

 

It’s sort of implied that Tramp gets around and has serious commitment issues. He’s certainly charming and has a way with the ladies. The good thing is that he’s changed for the better with Lady.

Disclaimer: We’re not doctors. We just work at the Internet.

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