14 Book Covers That Are Completely Mortifying

If you were a model for one of these books from the ’70s or ’80s…I’m sorry for you.

1. Great. Now you are forever known as the sad girl obsessed with Teflon.

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2. Or the cat who was roped into posing with a sad single woman.

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3. This outfit should be burned.

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4. Hourglass figure=FEMALE SEXUAL READINESS. Fact.

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But wait, THERE’S MORE:

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AND EVEN MORE! Whyyyyyyyyy.

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6. Anybody can be cool! Except for the people on this book cover.

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7. All I can think about is the amount of pool bacteria flooding this girl’s mouth.

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8. She finally achieved her modeling dreams — posing for a book cover “at her biggest.”

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9. No Sweat! You can even sniff her armpit to check.

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10. This one time, at computer camp…

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11. Later in life, this child will look at this and go, “Great. Now I’ll forever be known as the girl holding a chicken.”

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12. FYI, this lady is God’s Callgirl.

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13. All that’s missing here is Blue Steel.

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14. I mean. I’m sure this seemed genius at the time.

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The cover for this book, however, is deceptively benign. Because inside…someone’s grandma is practicing this:

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