22 Moments In Shiny Clothing That Should Have Never Happened

These people are all, “You wear matte clothes? Pfft.”

1. Never Should Have Happened: John Stamos in a gold button-up.

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2. Never Should Have Happened: The Rock in a gold vest and pants from the juniors’ department.

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3. Never Should Have Happened: The Olsen Twins stealing from Bette Midler’s closet.

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4. Never Should Have Happened: The Backstreet BoysssSS;liaje;oagemroi (sorry, went temporarily blind for a second; I’m better now).

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5. Never Should Have Happened: Shaggy in a lime green tux. Which he later let Oprah borrow.

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6. Never Should Have Happened: Coolio in an iridescent blue top. Because the fuzzy hat would have been enough.

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7. Never Should Have Happened: Gwyneth in a shiny silver coat thing. Because that just added to the list of things she probably tortured Brad with.

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8. Never Should Have Happened: Usher’s shiny chambray. Usher gets off with a warning for this one because it’s not too bad.

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9. No! Bad, Usher! Bad, bad!

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10. Never Should Have Happened: Joshua Jackson’s shiny pink pants. He’s lucky he still had a career after this.

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11. Never Should Have Happened: Christina Aguilera’s three-piece ensemble. Just. So. Shiny.

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12. Never Should Have Happened: Melissa Joan Hart’s…I don’t even know what is going on here.

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13. Never Should Have Happened: January Jones and her — wait, what the — were they together?

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14. Never Should Have Happened: Well, maybe “A Night at the Roxbury” wasn’t so bad…it was just that there were people in real life kind of like this.

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15. Never Should Have Happened: Chilli and this outfit. Sending our deepest regrets.

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16. Never Should Have Happened: Black Street in the same shiny suit AHHHHHHHHH!

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17. Never Should Have Happened: Brian Setzer with the Dixie Chicks………

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18. Never Should Have Happened: The Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can’t Read Good. And the silver suit.

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19. Never Should Have Happened: Will Smith and everything he wore when that “Miami” song was out.

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20. Never Should Have Happened: Busta Rhymes in shimmering purple. Please make it stop.

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21. Never Should Have Happened: Jennifer Love Hewitt and the curtain from that boutique hotel that just got it wrong.

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22. Never Should Have Happened: Britney Spears and the poor disco balls that had to die for the sake of her pants.

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