1. Do not introduce yourself to potential mates like this.
3. Don’t fess up to this. It doesn’t make you look cool.
4. Being in a relationship with yourself is the same thing as being alone. And lame.
8. Do not attempt to infiltrate your date’s mind by singing “Co-sta-nza” to the “By Mennen” jingle. (Even if it kinda works.)
10. Never, ever say this while doing the grown-up.
12. While it’s hard for women to resist the offer of a good thumb-wrestling match, it’s not enough to prevent them from leaving you.
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