1. The message on your answering machine was the chorus from “Spiderwebs.”
Sorry I’m not home right now / I’m walking into spiderwebs / So leave a message and I’ll call you back.
4. Your henna tattoo efforts were valiant but amateurish.
5. You maybe didn’t dye your hair this blue color, but it inspired you to make everything sky blue: your nails, your eyes, your lips.
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6. Like fellow Gwenhead Laris Oleynik, this is how you dressed for the school dance. (With a cardigan over your midriff before leaving the house.)
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7. This was your away message in 2004.
9. You experimented with Manic Panic in “Hot Hot Pink.”
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10. You posed for pictures like this: belly slightly exposed, hip forward, hand at the waist of your pants.
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12. And you would have ripped out this magazine page…even though you already knew everything it told you.
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