1. You'd smoke bomb your lungs.
2. This was the hospital. Blerg.
3. Wear super attractive contraptions.
4. Spray down the busses with anti-flu spray.
5. Wear the fashion statement <i>du jour</i>: flu masks.
6. Or opt for one of these "germ traps."
7. Fourth period: gargling class.
8. Get yourself to an anti-flu spray party!
9. If all else fails, wear a sign, stoopid.
10. Don't forget to take care of the animals, too.
11. Finally, we arrive at the modern flu shot.
