The “unlikely couple” line really killed the mood here
Erase this from my brain pls
Apparently, my life is full of contradictions, probably represented by a camel taking a huge dump next to the cube.
No it isn’t?
Tido to go! Straightner! Make fix kit!
How odd. I love all these foods, and yet reading this saccharine Kraft ad made me queasy.
I’m a nanny and my 3 year old charge says “poon” for spoon. Awk.
She’s not stuck up. She went to my high school. She’s just a normal person who can perform bizarre feats of ice wizardry.
So many monkeys. Why? Why monkeys?