Let’s get rid of bronze medals because no one has ever heard of anyone who won one! Let’s also get rid of any sport no one has ever heard of and also all those countries we can’t find too!

A bunch of young, incredibly busy dudes have a messy, unclean bathroom? Surely you jest.

He’s obsessed with trying to tear down Madonna and every time he says she brushes him off so he just keeps coming back and trying again. He’s like a cat who doesn’t understand why he can’t get the moving red dot on the wall.

What? You mean people don’t look amazingly perfect while plummeting into a pool at high speeds?? YOU LIE.

Do you then play an entire game of basketball against world class athletes after that?

I think I had this same book, but mine had a lot of BSB in it… though I highly approve of that picture of Devon Sawa. I had that sucker on my wall for years!

Jennifer Lawrence is the most gifable woman.

The entire thing was a throwback to 2004.

He just doesn’t do it for me. Like he’s a very handsome man and has a great body, but it’s more like looking at a nice statue or something.

It’s a good thing comic book covers never, ever, ever lie.