The 21 Worst Excuses For Missing An Exam

Ever forget to set your alarm, only to make it to class just in time for the exam? If not, don’t try these on your teacher…

1.

The Higgs-Boson told me not to.

2.

My Xbox was broken and I had to spend all day fixing it!

3.

The zombies kept me awake all night.

4.

I was reading about goat spiders and I got so creeped out I couldn’t leave my house. Goat spiders, man!

5.

I was abducted by aliens. They probed me.

6.

I had explosive diarrhea.

7.

Why’d I miss the exam? Well you see…QUICK LOOK A SQUIRREL!

8.

Look, it’s hard to make it to these exams AND keep Gotham safe.

9.

I was having a conjoined twin removed.

10.

I was kidnapped by the CIA.

11.

My psychic adviser advised against it. Psychically.

12.

The confluence of the numbers on the test, when completed incorrectly, formed a mystic conundrum. I couldn’t risk the release of the Great Old Ones by the taking of this test.

13.

But, there was a My Little Pony marathon!

14.

Why bother? The world’s going to end in December 2012 anyway…

15.

I am not the person you are looking for. I am a clone. I cannot be held responsible for the original’s actions.

16.

I was having a deep philosophical discussion with Benjamin Franklin’s ghost.

17.

Ninjas attacked me on the way to class.

18.

It’s *really* hot outside.

19.

My D&D group had a special session and I just couldn’t miss it! We were going to hit 10th level!

20.

I was turned into a newt by a witch. Well, I got better!

21.

Two words: Guild. Raid.

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