1. It’s Been Months Since You Went To The Gym, Because, Let’s Be Honest, You’re Kind Of Lazy
2. But You’ve Finally Done Some Excercise. Maybe You Did A Color Run…
3. …Or A Tough Mudder…
5. But The Point Is, Afterwards You Felt Amazing!
8. None Of Your Limbs Are Working. They Are All Made Of Hurt.
12. But Eventually, You Have To Move. The Real World Is Calling.
14. Breakfast Suddenly Requires More Co-Ordination Than You Have
17. Just Get To Your Desk And You Don’t Have To Move Again
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