I found my mom’s diaphragm in her sock drawer when I was 6 , I thought we were secretly Jewish.
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33 Unwritten Rules Everyone Needs To Follow
This is the most important thing you’ll read all day.
by Dave Stopera
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27 Ways To Tell You’re Too Stoned
You really shouldn’t have smoked that whole joint by yourself.
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Mariners Send Down A Player Named Jesus, Call Up A Different Player Named Jesus
Jesuses.



