The Internet's Best Game Of Thrones Recap (Season 4 Episode 1)

In preparation for the second episode of the season, here is what various people had to say about the first one.

1. Incase You Were Confused

Via nydailynews.com

"It turns out Oberyn's never really gotten over the fact that the Lannisters' enforcer, Gregor Clegane, aka The Mountain, raped and butchered his sister. He's not really visiting for just the open bar at the wedding."

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2. Helpful Analogies

Via tvrecaps.ew.com

"We have never actually seen Casterly Rock on the show, but one imagines there are a lot of blonde people walking around with a certain degree of cool detachment, like Sweden."

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3. More of the Same Old

Via pennlive.com

"Dany goes back to her second favorite pastime: collecting suitors. There's Ser Jorah, of course, still holding that candle. Hang in there, bro."

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4. Regarding Romance

Via pennlive.com

"I remain unimpressed with [Daario] regardless of who's playing him, particularly when he tried to give Dany flowers. Really, dude? Flowers? She's got an army and keeps dragons as pets. Think outside the box a little bit."

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5. #Preach

Via artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com

"'You took too long,' [Cersei] said, which seems deeply unfair, but I'm fine with it. Honestly, I would watch a series that consisted solely of Cersei getting drunk and complaining."

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6. Let's Just Reinforce That

Via theguardian.com

"'Now I've been forced to marry my eldest son to a wicked little witch from Highgarden while I'm supposed to marry her brother, a renowned pillow biter.' Oh Cersei, how I've missed your unique way with a plot summary."

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7. The Saddest Puppy Dog Face

Via thebiglead.com

"It's odd that I feel bad that a character can't have sex with his own sister."

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8. On That Note...

Via tvrecaps.ew.com

"[Members of the Night's Watch] want to hang Jon for having cave-jacuzzi-sex."

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9. Nice Try, Boys

Via rawstory.com

"[Dany] informs [Daario and Grey Worm] that neither will be riding alongside her when the army marches, because she'd rather be accompanied by men a little more secure in their masculinity."

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10. The Worlds Cutest Killer

Via pennlive.com

"It seems like just yesterday [Arya] was flinging food at Sansa, and now she's stabbing men in the throat... They grow up so fast these days. Also, she got her pony. Who says there are no happy endings on this show?"

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