I don’t have a lot of shoes, but #23 is pretty tits. I’d buy more just to justify it.

It is pretty glorious.

I love my mom and all, but whoever is the mother from 14 is pretty much awesome.

I’d definitely fool around with her, but there are other celebrity ladies that I find much cuter.

#17 I want that sweet Star Wars bathroom swag. A link would have been nice.

Where’s Mangria!? The Ace Man would get four stars!

How in the hell is Jackson Pollock’s “painting” art?

That poor number 10 guy. If he goes outside during spring…he will die.

The Tet Offensive was a somewhat surprise, not totally as implied. The South Vietnamese and North Vietnamese called for a two day cease fire for the Vietnamese new year (Tet). However, US intelligence knew that the NV were planning an imminent offensive. In communist fashion, the NV and Vietcong broke the cease fire in the early morning of the first day of “peace.” It was our fault for believing that the NV would uphold their end, and we should have attacked instead of them.  What impact was there? 4100ish American dead vs. 50,000ish NV/VC dead? That sounds like the US got their shit together rather quickly. The Tet offensive almost destroyed the NV/VC fighting force. Had we pursued them, we would have destroyed the enemy and won the war right then.  People fail to remember that the Vietnam War was a complete victory militarily (outside of very small scrimmages). We “lost” the war because we allowed the NV to win the political war. Only 52,000+ Americans died in the war vs almost 1,000,000 NV (and allies) dead. If we had cut the Ho Chi Minh Trail, like Westmoreland wanted to, the war would have ended sooner as well. We should have “violated” Cambodian and Laotian neutrality the second the NV did. Instead, we allowed them to conduct military operations (basically unchecked) in those countries the whole war. Furthermore, the Johnson administration should have censored the media’s coverage of the war.  It was mainly McNamara’s fault we “lost” the war, because he would never let the military brass engage as they wanted to. The pinkos in the media did help anything either.

This guy’s kid is a pussy. I understand that children sometimes cry over spilt milk and the like, but damn! Middle school and beyond is not gonna be easy for this kid if he keeps this up.