This 1970s Kollywood Dance-And-Fight Sequence Is A Beautiful (And Hilarious) Work Of Art

The first rule of Kollywood fight club is: You do not talk about how long it took you to learn the steps.

There have been some pretty intense fight sequences in Indian Cinema...

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But what makes this fight sequence from the 1970's tamil film Kaalam Vellum the greatest of them all? Is it the slammin' Karate Chops?

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Down, Bessie.

Or is it the gravity defying punches?

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Neither. It's the dancing. THE DANCING.

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What is Kung Fu when compared to Contemporary Dance?

I CAN'T EVEN.

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Watch the greatest, most epic dance-off that has ever happened in world cinema, ever.

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You're all welcome.