This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    Dogs Who Are So Over Being Dogs

    They told me I could be anything. So I became a....

    Lauren Paz
    by Lauren Paz

    Community Contributor

    A Lion

    2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

    Fear me now world!

    A Tiger

    examiner.com

    Because they're grrrrreat!

    A Panada

    files.doobybrain.com

    Because I heard people go crazy over these things.

    A Zebra

    lookpictures.net

    Now I match with everything.

    A Dinosaur

    i.telegraph.co.uk

    Because who wouldn't want to be a dinosaur?

    A Camel

    boredomtherapy.com

    Check out these sweet tassels.

    A Bison

    cdn2-b.examiner.com

    What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?

    Bi-son

    Jack Sparrow

    i.dailymail.co.uk

    But why is the rum gone?

    A Giraffe

    oddballdaily.com

    Because I was tired of not reaching the leaves.

    A Football Player

    cdn.buzznet.com

    I just love balls.

    A Horse

    cdn2-b.examiner.com

    Because I wanted my hair to flow in the wind.

    A Chameleon

    likecool.com

    I was tired of blending in.

    The Mickey Mouse Crew

    i1212.photobucket.com

    To make a child smile is the greatest gift in the world.

    Big Bird and Elmo

    headtotails.com

    I wasn't getting tickled enough.

    Yoda and an Ewok

    img.thesun.co.uk

    The force is strong with this one.

    Leonardo - TMNT

    s3.amazonaws.com

    Think of all the pizza. Worth it.

    Want to get your very own quizzes and posts featured on BuzzFeed’s homepage and app?

    Become a Community Contributor.
    promo

    Sign up to get started

    Learn more about Community