1. The Mid-Mullet
He’s a little pissed off that there isn’t more party in the back.
2. The Wise Mullet
With more time on this Earth than any mullet should ever have, he has unlocked some mysteries of the universe. But he will never tell.
3. The Fluffy Mullet
It sucks you in with its soft appearance, almost leading you to believe that a mullet might be okay.
4. The Multi-Mullet
When a bold statement with the shape of your hair isn’t enough, throw spots of color in. Your friends will be sooooo jealous.
5. The Storybook Mullet
You can just see this mullet, slow motion, running through a field with the wind blowing through it. This is the kind of mullet that makes you swoon.
6. The ‘Murica Mullet
If anyone ever doubted your love for America, they will be speechless after this mullet. Haters.