Time for our reproductive system to go into overtime and spew blood and cramp our muscles to the point of just wanting to call in sick and lay in bed all day
For some of us, our time of the month messes with our digestive system as well
Heaven forbid you eat something good for lunch when you have your period
Your ovaries are pissed because they worked so hard to prepare for a baby and you had the audacity to say, ‘no thanks, no baby for me this month!’
Your uterus starts yelling at your stomach, berating it for allowing you to consume something wonderful when you deserve to go hungry
Your stomach gets really upset from all the yelling and produces a lot of gas.
You may or may not reach that holy place but if you do, you let out the loudest and most ridiculously sounding fart you’ve ever heard.
The gas may or may not be followed by repeated trips to the restroom because your stomach felt the need to suddenly try a new natural colon cleanse
We’ve all been there at one time or another…or every month, depending how mean your uterus is