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Someone created a short film based on this story!!

I wish I had video of that, Lauren! But I've been googling for like, 15 minutes and haven't found anything on it. But I did find a link about Tyra Banks pooping her pants, so I think this will have to do. http://gawker.com/353969/tyra-banks-may-have-had-an-unfortunate-accident

As someone who works with these people, I must clarify that these people are NOT big wigs; quite far from it. Sure, they have very pseudo-impressive job titles, but they don't really run anything. She is not well liked (I speak to her here and there, but have never worked with her). I don't know him, but I've been told that he's creepy and weird. She lives with her boyfriend, and he is married with kids. Neither, apparently, have any class or taste.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, was she even awake for that rough carpet corner brutality?

Daniel's wit just broke the internet. Excellent job!

John, any chance you have a video of that poop episode?

I wouldn't say that the ad industry is 'shocked'. More so in disbelief it's taken so long for one of these escapades to be leaked. The last big thing we had was when that girl got drunk at a party and pooped on a couch. She doesn't work in the industry anymore.

Hump like the person you want to be, not like the one you are now.