Response to What Poem Has Helped You With Your Depression?:
If, by Kipling If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
ooh, that’s a good idea.. will try!
i got: 33
i am: 31 errrrrrrr how did you do that buzzfeed?
the fuck? was this clumsy advertisement sponsored or what?
same here! unless someone else can provide me me with unlimited data for $30/month, ATT has me until i die lol
as a person who loves both cheese and pepperoni and also loves a vegan… you sound like an asshat. your vegetarian bf/gf deserves someone who treats them with a little more respect. or a lot more.
dude, everyone loved(or, er, loves..) playing with toy dinosaurs. this is not a firefly reference.
Response to What Kind Of Bottom Are You?:
You got: Vers-Bottom
Equilibrium WOULD be your middle name but it’s actually SUPERSTAR because you’re too busy getting all the action to care about positions.
Response to What Would Azealia Banks Call You?:
Longhouse Walla-Walla bitchezzz
Response to Bloody Good Period Hacks:
the fuck??? i live in SW michigan and my current rent(roomy 1br with a beautiful view and grounds, dining room, onsite laundry for <$500
Response to Which “30 Rock” Character Are You?:
You got: Grizz and Dot Com
You’re everyone’s best friend and secretly the smartest person in the room. Though you don’t always get the credit you deserve, you know that the show wouldn’t go on without you ‘cause you keep everything together. Your spotlight will come soon enough, so just you wait.
Response to How Bougie Are You?:
so… they mean bougie and *black*. why not just say so?
1) it’s ‘squeal’…jesus. 2) that baby isn’t remotely cute. she looks kinda cross.
Response to Which Star Trek Captain Are You?:
reboot james t kirk
Response to What’s Your Sex Number?:
..this is a joke right?
Response to How Well Do You Know “Mean Girls”?:
16 out of 17 right! i feel like glen coco!
she doesn’t look “super pregnant” to me.
Response to Trying To Fall Asleep At Night:
IT’S ALL TRUUUUUUE
Response to 21 Chubby Chipmunk Cheeks:
it’s l’chaim, yeesh :/
HOLY SHIT why didn’t she just wear different shoes?!
Response to This Kid Has The Most Badass Voice:
FIRST of all he doesn’t look like ron weasley. he looks like the the lovechild of la roux and tilda swinton…which is to say h-o-t. secondly, his voice is going to be incredible in a few years when it’s been honed a little.
Response to Fridays, As Told By Kristen Wiig:
YES YES YES
Response to Predict Your Sex Life In 2013:
“In the next letter, Dinwiddie heaped further praise in Washington’s “prudent measures” and said he was sending four thousand black and four thousand white strings of wampum, fortified by three barrels of rum, for Indian diplomacy.” (from Washington: A Life) PARTAYYYYY
Response to The 6 Most Messed Up Candies Of The ’90s:
someone needs to calm down. none of these are sexual(are all suckers sexual? does that mean they aren’t appropriate for kids at all?) and the idea that it’s somehow unsanitary to for someone to lick their food multiple times is absurd. as long as you aren’t sharing it’s NBD. maybe you would be happier if you ate a piece of candy.
Response to The 9 Types Of Hangover We’ve All Endured:
i experienced The Pardon a few months ago after my birthday. my friends bought me nine shots- count ‘em, NINE- and i had a few beers as well. i woke up sober feeling positively refreshed. it was a birthday miracle!
this whole thing is fake as hell.
Response to How Much Do You Know About Sriracha?:
sriracha + leftover pizza(even crappy store brand pizza) = sooooo good.
Response to The New iOS Is Coming On June 10:
i knew iiiiiiiit…i am so glad i didn’t upgrade to the 5, i hear they’re announcing a new iphone too.
Response to Suno Did A Small Line For Uniqlo:
those dresses look breezy and beautiful! now the question is… where and what the heck is uniqlo?
Response to Exclusive: The 6 Craziest Parts Of Self-Proclaimed “Disaster” Cat Marnell’s Book Proposal:
i would read the hell out of this. i admit it. i might even buy it.
Response to How Well Do You Know "Labyrinth"?:
betta believe i got 13 out of 13 correct!
when i was in middle school i knew a girl named Sarah Butt. her mom got married and then her name changed to Sarah Butt-Ropp. bummer.