You got: Grizz and Dot Com
You’re everyone’s best friend and secretly the smartest person in the room. Though you don’t always get the credit you deserve, you know that the show wouldn’t go on without you ‘cause you keep everything together. Your spotlight will come soon enough, so just you wait.
so… they mean bougie and *black*. why not just say so?
1) it’s ‘squeal’…jesus. 2) that baby isn’t remotely cute. she looks kinda cross.
reboot james t kirk
..this is a joke right?
16 out of 17 right! i feel like glen coco!
she doesn’t look “super pregnant” to me.
IT’S ALL TRUUUUUUE
it’s l’chaim, yeesh :/
HOLY SHIT why didn’t she just wear different shoes?!
FIRST of all he doesn’t look like ron weasley. he looks like the the lovechild of la roux and tilda swinton…which is to say h-o-t. secondly, his voice is going to be incredible in a few years when it’s been honed a little.
YES YES YES
“In the next letter, Dinwiddie heaped further praise in Washington’s “prudent measures” and said he was sending four thousand black and four thousand white strings of wampum, fortified by three barrels of rum, for Indian diplomacy.” (from Washington: A Life) PARTAYYYYY
someone needs to calm down. none of these are sexual(are all suckers sexual? does that mean they aren’t appropriate for kids at all?) and the idea that it’s somehow unsanitary to for someone to lick their food multiple times is absurd. as long as you aren’t sharing it’s NBD. maybe you would be happier if you ate a piece of candy.
i experienced The Pardon a few months ago after my birthday. my friends bought me nine shots- count ‘em, NINE- and i had a few beers as well. i woke up sober feeling positively refreshed. it was a birthday miracle!
this whole thing is fake as hell.
sriracha + leftover pizza(even crappy store brand pizza) = sooooo good.
i knew iiiiiiiit…i am so glad i didn’t upgrade to the 5, i hear they’re announcing a new iphone too.
those dresses look breezy and beautiful! now the question is… where and what the heck is uniqlo?
i would read the hell out of this. i admit it. i might even buy it.
betta believe i got 13 out of 13 correct!
when i was in middle school i knew a girl named Sarah Butt. her mom got married and then her name changed to Sarah Butt-Ropp. bummer.
“so bad” :( for the record, though, i’ve actually been to Saginasty and it is indeed so bad.
can’t we all just give her what she deserves..ie none of our attention.
ALAN TUDYK auditioned for michael?!
ugh these bands are all terrible. bright eyes? counting crows? f*%#ing GOO GOO DOLLS?
fab. FAB AS HELL.
seriously, WIN. when i met my boyfriend he was 15 pounds lighter and wearing a size bigger than he does now.. i’m not saying i changed him- he eventually figured out that he looks much hotter in cigarette jeans than too-big dockers.
i’m with stuffondemand…this was worth posting? pointless.
seth mcfarland just keeps getting hotter and hotter…dude used to look like seth rogan.
where are these “petting parties” and how do i get invited to one?
I hit fail on accident! :(((
O DAMN mark harmon as president? i’m getting shivers over here ;D
she thought that dropping a water bottle in another room would wake him up, but isn’t concerned with the the phone ringing incessantly? also LOL at him going from sleeping to 300% rage in 5 seconds