she doesn’t look “super pregnant” to me.

IT’S ALL TRUUUUUUE

it’s l’chaim, yeesh :/

HOLY SHIT why didn’t she just wear different shoes?!

FIRST of all he doesn’t look like ron weasley. he looks like the the lovechild of la roux and tilda swinton…which is to say h-o-t. secondly, his voice is going to be incredible in a few years when it’s been honed a little.

YES YES YES

“In the next letter, Dinwiddie heaped further praise in Washington’s “prudent measures” and said he was sending four thousand black and four thousand white strings of wampum, fortified by three barrels of rum, for Indian diplomacy.” (from Washington: A Life) PARTAYYYYY

someone needs to calm down. none of these are sexual(are all suckers sexual? does that mean they aren’t appropriate for kids at all?) and the idea that it’s somehow unsanitary to for someone to lick their food multiple times is absurd. as long as you aren’t sharing it’s NBD. maybe you would be happier if you ate a piece of candy.

i experienced The Pardon a few months ago after my birthday. my friends bought me nine shots- count ‘em, NINE- and i had a few beers as well. i woke up sober feeling positively refreshed. it was a birthday miracle!

this whole thing is fake as hell.