One quiet, rainy morning on Twitter, an unholy beast was unleashed. Behold: EGG SCHLONG.
This used to be an egg believe it or not. The Egg Master – a horrifying, unholy affair http://t.co/J81GhU8MWk
Turns out there's a device, also known as a "Rollie" that will cook your eggs and shoot them out as a long, squishy cylinder.
The reaction to this contraption was a resounding, "WTF?"
@guardian I feel violated just looking at that photo.
YOU ARE WRONG https://t.co/7x0224Kil9
I AM SO DISTURBED BY THIS https://t.co/lPrzMuAu8T
People questioned humanity.
why have we as a civilisation allowed this to exist http://t.co/ywrcGvSrE2
The true horror of this snack was clear to some.
Things got really creepy.
Me, on my way to steal your soul.
An end to this madness was called for.
.@guardian delete your twitter account what is this why is this https://t.co/FLOInRcym2
People on YouTube have already discovered the delights of making eggy rolls.
Why not throw a Rollie party like the official commercial suggests?
Who'd say no to this unbridled joy?
And why stop at eggs – you can make meat schlongs too.
But the real question remains... would you?
Could you?!?
